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You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
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Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
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You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…
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Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass
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Beautiful



Intelligent



Talented



Cute



Horny



r u smiling now?



*YOU BITCH*


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WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRUS . . .



When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN


________________________________________________

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"

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A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

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I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

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SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...


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Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...






Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..


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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!


Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere

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You are equal to sixty james bond!


How??


007 * 60 = 420



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